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Oy. These people and their “biz” rules.

“Excuse me. You can’t have dogs in here.” That’s what everyone with a dog was told at the Silverlake Farmer’s Market in LA when I was visiting last year. Not by a cop. By my 4-year-old nephew, Samson....

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What are you “worth”?

I see a lot of blogs and Facebook conversations about “earning the income you deserve” and  “charging what you’re worth.” Someone on FB will say, “I raised my prices and one of my clients said I was...

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This is for the lazy ones.

I’ve helped a lot of coaches with their copy. Life coaches, wellness coaches, joy coaches, high-performance coaches, abundance coaches, gluten-cleanse coaches, empowerment coaches, vibrational...

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The #1 saddest use of website real estate

#copywritingtip: You’ve got that big, beautiful header and that’s what you’re going to put in it? “Welcome to my website”? ⠀ Or even, “WELCOME. WE’RE SO GLAD YOU’RE HERE.”⠀ ⠀ First of all, we know...

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Enough with the V-word!

There’s a new word I’m sick of. Not awesomesauce or amazeballs. Both of those sound swampy and musky and wet or hairy, respectively, but they’ve become so common they’ve worn me down. Like skinny...

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The real secret to a million-dollar business

Back in like, 1999, I kept getting calls from a collection agency for a mobile phone bill I’d already paid. Yes, I’d paid it late — to a previous collection agency, which, because collection agencies...

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Ugly turkey, gratefulbragging and vaguesicking: 3 things I can do without...

I love when a holiday’s over! That doesn’t mean I hate holidays, or hate turkey (I like it fine, especially the skin), or hate joy. I’m not a monster. What drains me is when everyone’s doing and...

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Enough with the V-word!

There’s a word I’m sick of. Not awesomesauce or amazeballs. Both of those sound swampy and musky and wet or hairy, respectively, but they’ve become so common they’ve worn me down. Not woke, though I...

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“Mansplaining” should never have been a word. (On the dopiest portmanteau...

Chocoholic. Faux-hawk. Netiquette. Tanorexic. Jazzercise, glitterati, Brangelina. I love a good portmanteau. You know, that kind of word that’s a combo of two words and usually a twist on a longer one....

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Books vs TV: Which Is Smarter?

I’m feeling very accomplished. I watched all of Transparent on Saturday. But I know that doesn’t count as an accomplishment. Reading a book in a day is impressive. Watching a season on Amazon Prime...

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“Mansplaining” should never have been a word. (On the dopiest portmanteau...

Chocoholic. Faux-hawk. Netiquette. Tanorexic. Jazzercise, glitterati, Brangelina. I love a good portmanteau. You know, that kind of word that’s a combo of two words and usually a twist on a longer one....

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